The Clever One
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Okay, so I’m a little late… 

godoftravelers:

But it’s my own Wedding so I’m allowed, right?

Somebody’s in troooouble.

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godoftravelers:

theclevergoddess:

Bingo.

You’ve successfully managed to reduce the girl to a blushing, screeching idiot. Are you happy now, darling? At least she kept her voice down before.

Shut up.

Stop picking on her! She’s lovely, and there is no need to be jealous. You’re still my favourite brother.

Come here, Lin, darling.

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godoftravelers:

theclevergoddess replied to your post: Hello, Lin. Don’t listen to my brother, dear, I…

…I like her.

Wha- Whose side are you on!?

Mine.

Bingo.

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godoftravelers:

theclevergoddess:

You’re just trying to butter me up now.

Maybe. Is it working?

Yes. A little. You knew it would. I hate you a bit, you know.

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godoftravelers:

theclevergoddess:

This is why I don’t make jokes! They just wind up with sad people! I’m awful at it!

Well you have to be awful at something! How would the rest of us feel if you didn’t have this one, tiny measly flaw, hmm?

You’re just trying to butter me up now.

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godoftravelers:

theclevergoddess:

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. I was just trying to be funny.

I know. It was pretty funny. I just don’t like it when the others get involved too.

This is why I don’t make jokes! They just wind up with sad people! I’m awful at it!

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godoftravelers:

theclevergoddess:

I was only joking…

Funny Athena, really.

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. I was just trying to be funny.

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godoftravelers:

deadhasneverbeenmorealive:

goddess-of-blessed-death:

theclevergoddess:

No you haven’t, Bibbiti-bobbiti-boo.

He uses a wand?!

Don’t forget the part “sparkling wand”.

I. hate. all. of. you.

Athena. You’re not my favorite sister anymore.

Darling… well, you’re forgiven because you didn’t know anything.

Hades, you’re sleeping on the couch.

I was only joking…

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Dear Hermes, 

godoftravelers:

riptide-wielder01:

“I officially hate you. So you can but you don’t want to. Fine. I’ll just Poseidon. I’m pretty sure he’s more useful than you.”

“Percy! Come now, don’t be a brat. At least say please and I’ll consider helping you. Just don’t tell anyone. I’ve almost managed to get the rest of our family to forget that I have to use a fucking wand to channel my magic.”

No you haven’t, Bibbiti-bobbiti-boo.

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