The Clever One
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((I am convinced that Hermes is 90% that weird ass argument we had while I was in class.))

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((I am convinced that Hermes is 90% that weird ass argument we had while I was in class.))



@theclevergoddess  

sirboastalotsstories:

OOC: This is me like, at least once a month,  but it used to be like, every night. @_@ Sometimes I hate being able to think. Having to be this manic depressive aspie weirdo. But then I realize I’d be nothing without those things. Dx

I can empathize. You know how, until they have an eye exam, people who are nearsighted think that everyone sees the world the way they do, having to squint at things past a certain distance? I feel like that with my mind. Like it only rarely occurs to me that maybe it’s not normal to be hyperventilating from dreading going to my favourite class and contemplating running home. So when I see someone else mention the same kind of thing that I think about, I’m like “oh god i’m not alone” and yeah. <3.



Tedious. Why’s it all have to be so Tedious?  

sirboastalotsstories:

theclevergoddess:

As it happens, I am investigating my brother’s murder, the circumstances of which are particularly tricky, clever, and elusive. I would offer to allow you to help, but I am afraid that this particular murder is beyond even your capabilities, young child of Holmes.

Beyond my capabilities? Nothing is beyond my capabilities so long as there is evidence. 

Show me.

I’m beginning to start twitching now, and that’s never good.

That is the problem. There is no evidence. I have only my brother’s word to go on, and while I know that it is my father who had him killed, I am unable to fathom how he did so. You have made acquaintance with other gods, have you not? I know Eros, at least, has a fondness for seeking out mortals with his face.



Tedious. Why’s it all have to be so Tedious?  

sirboastalotsstories:

theclevergoddess:

There are a great many stupid things in this world. Tell me, if you had your way, what would you be doing right now?

Solving a Murder.

A lovely gruesome, clever one.

As it happens, I am investigating my brother’s murder, the circumstances of which are particularly tricky, clever, and elusive. I would offer to allow you to help, but I am afraid that this particular murder is beyond even your capabilities, young child of Holmes.



Tedious. Why’s it all have to be so Tedious?  

sirboastalotsstories:

theclevergoddess:

Cheer up, Holmes the younger. There is always something to do in this world.

And it’s usually something stupid.

There are a great many stupid things in this world. Tell me, if you had your way, what would you be doing right now?



Tedious. Why’s it all have to be so Tedious?  

sirboastalotsstories:

Even crap telly is boring today.

Cheer up, Holmes the younger. There is always something to do in this world.